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(Source: gantzfeld, via theeverydaygoth)
- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france:
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- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france:
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- world:
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- france: hundred
- Brooke: (sucking at Mario) are you cereal right now?
- Mandy: (dumb voice) no, I'm oatmeal.
this hair makes me think of robyn
(Source: lovelydyedlocks)
Happy B-day Sir Vincent Leonard Price, Jr. (May 27, 1911 – October 25, 1993) | Always and forever in our hearts :)
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
(via theeverydaygoth)
i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE
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